❓ How do crazy people go through the forest?
🤣 They take the psycho path.
❓ How do you get holy water?
🔥 Boil the hell out of it.
❓ What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
🐟 “Dam!”
❓ What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
📷 Polaroids.
❓ What do prisoners use to call each other?
📱 Cell phones.
❓ What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
🔄 National Dyslexics Association.
❓ What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
🧀 Nacho Cheese.
❓ What do you call Santa’s helpers?
🎅 Subordinate Clauses.
❓ What do you get from a pampered cow?
🥛 Spoiled milk.
❓ What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
❄️🧛 Frostbite.
❓ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
🌊 A nervous wreck.
❓ What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
🍖🥣 Anyone can roast beef.
