Girl: I’m like a radio, my mouth spkr, my left breast tuner, right 1 volume.
Man: Can I try?(touches d breasts)-no sound.
Girl: You haven’t plugged in yet!
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Nipple Nipple don’t be far,
can I press You in my car?
Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry.
Let me suck you, don’t feel shy.
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A man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of your penis, I will have it enlarged
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The sky is blue, grass is green, harder the fuck the
louder the scream, louder the scream the better the
fuck, give me a ring u might be in luck
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Q: Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: It depends if I can find a phone.
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM: Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
SON: got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
rooster & cat goin over the bridge, cat slips & falls in the river. rooster can’t stop laughing. wats D moral? whereva therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock.
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN & OUT, UP & DOWN, CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME. LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
