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Once upon a time, there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: “I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now.”
The bear (being greedy) went first. “I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me.” A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit. “I would like a helmet.” This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound, there was a helmet.
It was the bear’s turn again. “I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female.” A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. “I would like a motorcycle.” Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn’t just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound, there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. “I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me.”
A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said “I wish the bear was gay” and took off like a bat out of hell.
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There’s an Indian guy, a Pakistani guy, and a beautiful woman Sitting next to each other in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The woman and the Indian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
The Pakistani is thinking, “Ya Allah, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me.” The lady is thinking, “That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian instead and got slapped.”
The Indian was thinking to……….. “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again.”
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A Sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!”
The librarian replied, “Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.”
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Sardar Banta Singh’s boss was always irritated by him, Coz Banta Singh was a major liar. Banta Singh used to claim that he knew Bill Clinton, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, The Pope, etc… SO one day his boss decided to test him. He asked Banta Singh to take him to Vajpayee. Banta took him to Delhi and visited Vajpayee at his residence. Vajpayee personally welcomed Banta and asked him to stay for lunch. Not still convinced his boss asked to meet Bill Clinton. In the White House, Bill Clinton was excited to see Banta and took him to the Oval Room. He knew Banta like childhood friends. The boss still not convinced asked Banta to take him to meet the Pope. In Rome the Pope appeared in front of thousands of visitors on his balcony on the third floor, Banta not able to get attention from the Pope, decides to go to the balcony where Pope was standing. Banta asks his boss to wait. In 5 minutes he surfaces on the balcony next to the Pope. The pope greets and hugs him. Suddenly he notices his Boss collapsed on the ground. On the way to the hospital, he asks his boss, “What Happened?” his boss replies, ” Everything was fine..When u surfaced next to the Pope, A man standing next to me, asked, Who is that man standing next to Banta Singh??? “
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