Laloo was to visit US during Bill Clinton’s presidentship. He started learning English. His teacher told him that whenever Laloo will meet Bill,
he should say “Hallo, How are you?” Teacher also taught him that Bill will say,”I am fine, How are you?” and Laloo should reply with smile “I too”.
Finally, Laloo landed on the lawns of White House & Bill came to receive him.
Laloo to Bill : ” Who are you?’
Bill : ” I am Hillary’s husband.”
Laloo : ” I too, I too.”
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When Laaloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri, stressing that it should be world-class. The stamps were released, and Lalloo was pleased.
But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at several post offices,
and then reported to Laaloprasad:
She said: “The stamp is really worldclass. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side.”
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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So he called up the tourist department and asked them “Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Begas.” The man at the other
end replied, “One-second sir…” Lalloo immediately replied, “Thank you” and put the phone down.
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Laloos family planning policy… “DON’T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR.”
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At a bar in New York, the man to Lalloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.”
And the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.”
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Lalloo replies: “LALLOO PRASAD YADAV, MARRIED.”
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Lalloo decides to go modeling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and rests his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. The next day the photo appears the front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION!!! – “Lalloo, third from left!”
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Lallooprasad was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development in Bihar. The Japs were quite impressed with Bihar. and their leader said, “Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.”
Lalloo was very surprised. “You Japanese are very inepicient. Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!”
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite sometime, Lalloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. “It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT,” Laloo brags. “5 MONTHS? THAT’S TOO LONG.” the friend exclaims. “YOU ARE A FOOL, ” Laaloo replies. “READ THE BOX, IT SAYS 5-7 YEARS.
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Bill Clinton decided to teach Lalloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Lalloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Lalloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and the economy has come to a standstill, and press reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last, one day, the door opens, and out comes Lalloo beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, “What happened Mr President?”
Bill replies, “Ee babua hamar kuchh bhi naahi sunta hai!”
