A country lad comes to the big city. He sits down
at the bar and sees a real beauty sitting at the other
end. He tells the bartender to get a drink for her.
“Don’t bother dude, she’s a lesbian.”
“I don’t care!” says the lad, “Gimme the drink, and
I’ll take it over myself…”
So the lad slides up and sits down next to the lady
and says:
….”So babe, what part of Lesbia are you from?”
“They just think I’m a white dude. Every
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once in a while someone thinks I’m
Jewish. I get a lot of stuff, but never
Latino.”
