Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a =
slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had =
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such =
as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and =
NBA 3.0.=20

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the =
system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no =
avail. What can I do?

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while =
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I =
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then =
automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But =
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence =
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that =
will create SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. =
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited =
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider =
buying additional software to improve performance.

I personally = recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support



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