Way to Propose

Boy (Proposing): I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Girl (Rejecting): I don’t mind where you die.. as long as you do!


Boy: Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Girl: So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?


Boy: Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Girl: Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you!


Boy: Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Girl: How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?


Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Girl: Yeah.. why don’t you walk by and just keep walking!


Boy: What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.

Girl: What are you on? Crack or cocaine?


Boy: Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Girl: (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)


Boy: You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.

Girl: You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!


Boy: If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

Girl: So, that’s your problem.. simple algebra

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