| • Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too after you leave. |
| • When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it’s a piece of cake! |
| • 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend. |
| • I value a friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish a friend who for me does not consult his calendar. |
| • When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. |
| • In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry. |
| • Tru luv is like a pillow, u can hug ven you are in trouble, u can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow. |
| • Tru luv is like a pillow, u can hug ven you are in trouble, u can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow. |
| • My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful. |
| • Have U ever noticed women’s problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illness GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia! |
| • Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, and it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily. |
| • True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them the whole day but u can be sure they’ll be there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever… |
| • Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends! |
| • Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without a message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. |
| • Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things. |
| • ‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. |
| • When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realize that wounded knees are easier to heal than broken hearts |
| • I wish a wish 4 you. It’s a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true… so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you! |
| • Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I. |
| • Let every day be a dream u can touch, let every day b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Good day. |
| • Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, and a heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you’ve found love. |
| • Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a good day! |
| • Consequences of American lifestyle: The wife rushed into the house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids and my kids r beating our kids. |
| • Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just couldn’t control myself and started singing: ‘Who let the dogs out’ |
| • On March 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just kill them…How dare they FOOL you one day before. |
| • If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips. |
| • Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again. |
| • Don’t place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u. |
| • If ever in your life you’re very sad and feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walks on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. |
| • Have U ever noticed women’s problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia! |
| • I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you. |
| • Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! |
| • Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It’s like when the hand gets hurt, the eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes. |
| • Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me. |
| • Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai, Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai. |
| • What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you enter the heart and stay. |
| • A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I’ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks. |
| • People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I. |
| • Banta: What’s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Banta: What’s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. |
| • Have U ever noticed women’s problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illness GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia! |
