3 guys were introduced to a girl:
Hi, I’m Peter not a saint.
I’m Paul not a Pope.
I’m John not a baptist..
The girl replied: Hi! I’m Mary not a Virgin.
What was the cause of the break up between Prince Charles and Lady D?
Lady D discovers that not all rulers have 12 inches.
Virgin male on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do.
MOM: Put your biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
SON: OK. I got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer, but I’m sorry I cannot raise the dead.
2 employees were caught naked and having sex in the office by the guard.
GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
MAN: What rule?
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.
Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology.
If he looks like the neighbor, thats sociology.
Define Impotence?…Nature’s way of saying “NO HARD FEELINGS”
A husband was asked: Do you talk to you wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
At the moviehouse.
GIRL: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
BF: just ignore him dear. GIRL: I can’t. He’s using my hand!!!
Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will
turn to
stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!
