An Indian, a Pakistani, and a Malaysian were in Saudi Arabia, secretly sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. Suddenly, the Saudi police stormed in and arrested them. 🚔
Initially sentenced to life imprisonment, they caught a lucky break as it was a national holiday. The Sheikh decided to show mercy:
“You will be released, but only after receiving 20 lashes of the whip.”
Before the punishment began, the Sheikh added:
🗣️ “Today is my first wife’s birthday. She requested that I grant each of you one wish before your whipping.”
Malaysian’s Wish:
“Please tie a pillow to my back.”
✅ Wish granted.
💥 After 10 lashes, the pillow was shredded.
😖 He endured the remaining 10 lashes with pain.
Pakistani’s Wish:
“Please tie two pillows to my back.”
✅ Wish granted.
💥 After 15 lashes, both pillows were destroyed.
😣 He bore the last 5 lashes with agony.
Indian’s Turn:
Before he could speak, the Sheikh said:
🗣️ “Since you’re from a poor country, with a terrible football team, no golfers, and skinny women (we Saudis prefer fat ones), I’ll grant you two wishes!”
🙏 Indian:
1️⃣ “Thank you, Your Royal and Merciful Highness! My first wish is to receive 40 lashes instead of 20.”
2️⃣ “For my second wish, please tie the Pakistani to my back.” 😎
😂 Moral of the story:
“Always think smart… even when you’re about to get whipped!” 😄
