Glorious Ways to Propose… and Savage Replies! 😎🔥
💬 Man: “I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.”
👩 Woman: “I don’t mind where you die… as long as you do!” 😅
💬 Man: “Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.”
👩 Woman: “So, how many times did you fail kindergarten???” 🧸📚
💬 Man: “Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind ALL day long.”
👩 Woman: “Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you!” 🏃♀️💨
💬 Man: “Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.”
👩 Woman: “How many times have you been to heaven, anyway???” 😇🙄
💬 Man: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?”
👩 Woman: “Yeah… why don’t you walk by and just keep walking?” 🚶♂️➡️🚪
💬 Man: “What’s that in your eye? Oh… it’s a sparkle.”
👩 Woman: “What are you on? Crack or cocaine?” 💊😂
💬 Man: “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.”
👩 Woman: (Just gives a disgusted look… too corny!) 🤢
💬 Man: “You can forget about going to heaven because it’s a sin to look that good.”
👩 Woman: “You can be sure of going to hell… your stupidity guarantees you a spot!” 🔥😈
💬 Man: “If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.”
👩 Woman: “So, that’s your problem… simple algebra!” 🧮🤦♀️
