Hospital Mystery Unveiled
There was a peculiar case in the hospital’s Intensive Care Unit where patients always died in the same bed at 11 a.m. every Sunday, regardless of their medical condition.
Confused and concerned, the doctors decided to investigate. On the next Sunday, just before 11 a.m., they gathered outside the ward, some clutching crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects, fearing something supernatural.
When the clock struck 11…
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered, unplugged the life support system to plug in his vacuum cleaner!
Santa & Banta Jokes
History Lesson
Santa: “Shit! We’ll have to learn two more chapters in history – WTC & Pentagon.”
Banta: “So what? We’ll learn two chapters less – AFG & PAK!”
Cholesterol-Free Confusion
Banta Singh rushed angrily back to the grocery shop.
Banta: “Where is my free gift?”
Shopkeeper: “But sir, there’s no free gift on buying butter.”
Banta: “Don’t fool me! It’s clearly written on the packet – Cholesterol Free!“
Sugar Check-Up
One day, Santa Singh repeatedly opened and closed the sugar bottle in the kitchen. His wife, puzzled, asked,
Wife: “Why do you keep checking the sugar bottle?”
Santa: “I’m a sugar patient! The doctor told me to check my sugar regularly.”
Blood Group Confusion
Sardarji: “Nurse, I’m eager to know my blood group.”
Nurse: “B positive.”
Sardarji: “I am positive! Just tell me my blood group.”
Traffic Signal Trouble
A Sardarji, waiting at a signal, suddenly got out of his car and approached the traffic policeman.
Sardarji: “How much should I pay to turn right?”
Policeman: “Why are you asking that?”
Sardarji: (Pointing at the sign) “Because it says Free Left Turn!“
French Fiasco
While visiting France, Santa Singh ordered at a restaurant,
Santa: “Donnez moi une bière!” (Give me a beer!)
Surprisingly, the waiter was also a sardar.
Waiter: “Sorry, I don’t know French.”
Santa: “Oye! If you don’t know French, call someone who does. I just want a beer!”
Truck Trouble
A Sardarji, trying to avoid a truck, jumped into the bushes. As the truck passed by, he began to cry.
People: “Why are you crying? The truck didn’t hit you!”
Sardarji: “I’m crying because behind the truck it said Phir Milenge! (See you again!)”
Movie Theater Incident
Santa Singh lay sprawled over three seats at a movie theater.
Usher: “Sir, that’s rude! Where did you come from?”
Santa: “Abbe saale… from the balcony!”
Dinosaur Bones Precision
Tourists at the Punjab Museum asked the guard, Santa Singh,
Tourist: “How old are these dinosaur bones?”
Santa: “3 million, four years, and six months old.”
Tourist: “How can you be so precise?”
Santa: “They were three million years old when I started working here… four and a half years ago!”
