Funny Friendship and Flirty Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Title: Funny Friendship and Flirty Quotes to Brighten Your Day


1. Midnight Surprise

The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car… you wondered why?
I leaned in close, you felt shy,
I uttered those three words…
“I… la… puncture!” 🚗💨


2. Mirror Reflection

Friends are like mirrors,
They reflect who we are.
You’re lucky I look good! 😎✨


3. Honest Compliments

You = cute 💖
You = hot 🔥
You = sweet 🍭
You = intelligent 🧠
You = amazing 🌟
You = perfect 💯
Me = liar. 😅


4. Spooky Confession

I have a confession to make…
Ever since I’ve known you,
It’s been hard to forget you.
Every night you appear in my dreams…
And I find myself shouting…
“BHOOT! BHOOT!” 👻😱


5. Starry Thoughts

I look at the stars… they’re beautiful ✨
Then I look at you…
I…
I’d rather look at the stars again. 🌙😂


6. Life Is Like Chocolate Cake

The world is one big chocolate cake 🎂
It wouldn’t be complete without sweets and nuts…
Sweets like me 🍫 and nuts like you! 🥜😜


7. Sweet Talk (Or Not!)

You’re 100% beautiful 😍
You’re 100% lucky 🍀
You’re 100% sweet 🍬
You’re 100% nice 😊
And… you’re 100% stupid to believe these words! 🤣


8. Flirting Double Standards

If Lord Krishna flirts, people call it Raas Leela 🎶
But if we flirt… they say our character is dheela! 😉💃


9. Hard to Find

Good-looking people are hard to find… 😌
That’s why…
You don’t see me often! 🙃✨


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