Introduction
In the world of romance, one golden rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, you earn points. Do something she dislikes, points are deducted. Doing what’s expected? Sorry—no points. That’s just how the game works.
Here’s your ultimate guide to the point system:
1. Simple Duties
- You make the bed: +1
- You make the bed but forget decorative pillows: 0
- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets: -1
- You leave the toilet seat up: -5
- You leave the toilet lid down after lights out: -30
- You replace the empty toilet paper roll: 0
- You use Kleenex when out of toilet paper: -1
- You shuffle to the next bathroom when Kleenex runs out: -2
- You buy her spring-fresh panty liners with wings: +5
- You return with beer instead: -5
- You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
- …and it’s something: +5
- …you fight it off with a six iron: +10
- …it’s her father: -10
2. Social Engagements
- You stay by her side at a party: 0
- You leave to chat with an old buddy: -2
- Buddy’s name is Tiffany: -4
- Tiffany is a dancer: -6
- Tiffany has implants: -8
3. Her Birthday
- You take her out to dinner: 0
- …not at a sports bar: +1
- …at a sports bar: -2
- …on all-you-can-eat night: -3
- …with your face painted in team colors: -10
4. A Night Out With the Boys
- You go out with a friend: -5
- …who’s happily married: -4
- …or frighteningly single: -7
- …and drives a Mustang: -10
- …with the license plate “GR8 N BED”: -15
5. A Night Out (With Her)
- You take her to a movie: +2
- …one she likes: +4
- …one you hate: +6
- …one you like: -2
- …called DeathCop 3: -3
- …with cyborg sex scenes: -9
- You lied, saying it’s a foreign film about orphans: -15
6. Your Physique
- You develop a noticeable potbelly: -15
- …and work out to lose it: +10
- …but wear baggy Hawaiian shirts: -30
- You say, “You have one too”: -800
7. The Big Question
- She asks, “Do I look fat?”: -5
- You hesitate: -10
- You say, “Where?”: -35
8. Communication
- You listen to her problem, looking concerned: 0
- You listen for over 30 minutes: +5
- …without watching TV: +10
- …but she realizes you fell asleep: -20
💡 Final tip: The point system is complicated, but the goal is simple—listen, care, and avoid Tiffany.
