What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh
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What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.
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What do you call a bong who does party campaigning for the elections?
Mr. Banner Jee.
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What do you call an angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
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What do you call an enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu
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What do you call a Bengali who works?
A work of fiction
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What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
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What do you call a stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu
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What do you call a Bengali marriage?
Bedding
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What do you call a mad Bengali?
In Sen (insane)
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What do you call a dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha
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What do you call a Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli
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What do you call a perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass
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What do you call a Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla
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What’s bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal
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What’s bigger than the Bay of Bengal?
The Bengali Ego
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When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
When he says Bow (wow) Also when he bharks (works)
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Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond’s retails store?
Everytime someone asked him what the material was, he replied “Terrybool”.




