Category: fun
Developer Marriage
HUSBAND – HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE – HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?HUSBAND – BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. WIFE – BUT I TOLD…
Jokes…..
* Ambani * Atal Bihari goes to see a poor man and says, “I want to arrange a marriagefor your son.”The poor man replies, “I…
THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
“Better save that. We’ll need it for this autopsy. “ “Accept this sacrifice, Oh Lord of Darkness. “ “I can’t read page 47 in this…
Cool one-liners…
1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. …
Toilet Phone
Over the weekend, I left Mumbai on Western Express Highway heading towards Pune, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet…
Top 5 Telegrams
TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: “Father, your daughter has been successful…
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The famous question… “Why did the chicken cross the road ?” when put before a few Indians ………. this is what they had to say……..
Zhakas Friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. In a specific point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend…
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