Category: one liner
Cool one-liners…
1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. …
Love…
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard.She did not recognize them.She…
Bengali Jokes
=============What do you call a bong who takes bribe?Mr. Goosh-=-=-=-=-=-What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?Mr. Chatter Jee.-=-=-=-=-=-What…
Why do people work?
Why do people work? Why do they waste their lives in thankless jobs?Jaane Kyon?Here’s the reason why – ( sung to the tune of ‘Jaane…
HEIGHTS OF….. :)
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT…
FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR
FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT…
Enjoy Your Life
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.But being a professional,…
21 Reasons the English Language is Hard to Learn
1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to…
Company Abbreviation
1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS :…
7 ways to catch a lion.
1. Newton’s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught a lion. 2. Einstein…
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