Commandments of Laziness

  1. Love your bed as you love yourself.
  2. Rest throughout the day to enjoy sleeping at night.
  3. When you see someone resting, join them.
  4. Avoid working; it’s tiring.
  5. Don’t do today what you can do tomorrow.
  6. Exercise as little as possible.
  7. Let someone else do your tasks.
  8. Nobody died from excess relaxation. You’re safe.
  9. Feel like working? Lie down; it will pass.
  10. Remember: We live to rest!

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