Deshmukhian English:

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?
(Beech beech = middle, middle)
Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in!
Why are you naat filupping the blanks?
Hey, you guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside…
Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in.
Advice to a father thinking about his daughter’s future:
“Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her.”
Professor to students hanging around during exams:
“Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations.”
Sorry sir, mistake became wrong!!
Pliss, close the fan!
It’s so hot! Please on the fan, no?
A gardener scolding three kids:
“Both of you three, don’t under-stand the tree!!”
There is no wind in the ball. (Deflated football)
Why aren’t you kneel downing??
Cuckoo, Blaady! (Kick you, bloody…)
The principal just passed away. (Meant: The principal just passed by.)
Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in!

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