Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection.
The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, “Move aside — I don’t know how far its gonna go.”
Adam Talks All About Eve
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God.
Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That’s wonderful Lord, and I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
