- SSC + HSC + BCom + MBA = Unemployment
- An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom
- One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896
- Sushmita Sen – 2.2 feet + Salman Khan = Perfect Match
- Special effects in shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic Park
- 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4-minute Bollywood song
- One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjatya film
- Ajay Devgan + Cosmetic surgery + Acting ability + Personality + Own production company = Kajol
- Rona dhona × Bewafai × Badle ki aag = Your mum’s favourite serials
- Star Movies – Reruns + Good Movies = HBO
- Amitabh Bachchan – Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A Superstar
- Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan – Talent
- Atal Bihari – Bad knee = Still our LAST HOPE
