Lion Joke
An Indian lion is sent to the U.S. for a wildlife exchange program. People buy tickets to see it. A U.S. lion lounges nearby. Curious, the Indian lion asks about the American lion’s meals.
U.S. Lion: “Breakfast: raw eggs; lunch: deer or boar; dinner: fresh meat. Life’s a feast! What about you?”
Indian Lion: “Breakfast: grass; lunch: leaves; dinner: whatever’s rotten on the ground.”
U.S. Lion (shocked): “No deer or anything?”
Indian Lion: “Bro, how can I? Salman won’t let me!”
Wake-Up Joke
Question: What did the mother say to her son sleeping roadside?
Answer: “Beta uth ja… nahin toh Salman aa jayega!”
