Jokes

What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What’s the opposite of Subramanium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready… Steady… PO!
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan?
Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or won’t it stand?).
What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan & Gandhiji?
One is a violinist, the other is a non-violanist!

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
Debo Nair.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard?
Kutty Sark.
Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
To join the trade union on the other side.

What is a gay Maharashtrian called?
Deccan Queen.
What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
Sadashiv.
Which Maharashtrians wrote the book ‘Apartheid in South Africa?’
Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.

Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Ben.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve “snakes” with it.
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.
Why did the Gujju wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said, “Sue kare chhe.”
What did the Gujju mean when he said, “Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?”
His son failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
Which programs do Gujju couples love to watch on TV?
Be-watch (Baywatch; ‘Be’ in Gujju means 2).
What do you call a knee-less Gujju?
Nilesh (Nee-less).

An angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali?
Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee.
An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.
A Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.
A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage?
Bedding.
A Bengali voyeur?
Keyhollo.
A mad Bengali?
In Sen.
A dark Bengali living in a cave?
Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli.
A perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass.
A Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla.
What is bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal.
What’s bigger than the Bay of Bengal?
The Bengali Ego.
When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
When he says “Bow (wow)” or when he “bharks” (works).
Why was the Bengali fired from Raymond’s store?
Every time someone asked about the material, he replied “Terrybool.”

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