One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst
- Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Where there’s a will…I want to be in it.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
- If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you!
- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
- No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
- He who hesitates is probably right.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- God invented mothers because he couldn’t be everywhere at once.
