Mallu Secretary

A “Mallu” female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

When the Manager saw the Mallu’s colorful attire and gold and well-oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN.”

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.

So he told her “If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be
I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.”

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said: I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW…..BLUE’s that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ..Don’t
PURPLELY disturb people and don’t call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you.”
The Manager fainted………….

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