Mumbai Jokes

1. Mumbai Nostalgia – I Miss My City

Do you miss Bombay?

  • Woh Elco ki pani puri,
  • Woh Chowpatty ki chaat,
  • Naturals ki ice cream,
  • Tiwari ki mithai,
  • Raste ka dosa,
  • Shiv Sagar ki pav bhaji,
  • Guru Kripa ka samosa,

Those:

  • Local train “suffers”
  • Juhu Beach ki hawa
  • December ki halki sardi
  • Monsoon ke baarishon
  • Garmi ki chuttiyan (sweating galore!)

Festivals:

  • Holi ki masti
  • Navratri ka garba
  • Diwali ke patakhe
  • Ganpati ka shor o sharaba

Random memories:

  • Sterling ka popcorn,
  • Fashion Street shopping,
  • Nariman Point’s skyline,
  • Shivaji Park cricket matches.

❤️ This city… MUMBAI! ❤️


2. Bombay Railway Station Quiz

Test your Mumbai local knowledge! (2 minutes max!)

ClueStation
1. Raja ka chakkarKing’s Circle
2. Alla ho AkbarMasjid
3. Pandu’s ThikanaThane
4. This place in darknessAndheri
5. Steps (in Gujarati)Dadar
6. Over the ValleyGhatkopar
7. Fair villageGoregaon
8. Mighty GoddessMahalakshmi
9. Education resides hereVidyavihar
10. Your head in curdDahisar
11. Barber’s villageNaigaon
12. Road to a devotional ladyMira Road
13. Your brother’s inBhayander

How did you do? 😎


3. How Do You Know You’re a Bombayite?

✅ You say “Town” meaning South Mumbai.
✅ Never visited the Gateway of India, but tourists have.
✅ Sirens? Background music!
✅ Eye contact = aggression
✅ You’ve paid ₹10,000 for a 1-room flat and call it a “steal”.
✅ Been to New Bombay twice—got lost both times.
✅ Juhu Beach = nature retreat.
✅ Carry 14 home delivery menus near your phone.
✅ Taxi to the gym… because walking? Nah.
✅ Fashion Street deals > Designer stores.
✅ You can survive on:

Vada pav + Cutting chai + BEST bus rides.

And of course…
🚦 Traffic is your daily meditation.
🌊 Chowpatty sunsets still hit differently.


Once a Mumbaikar, always a Mumbaikar! 🏙️❤️

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