Cricket Explained
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in, and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have been out twice, that is the end of the game! Simple!
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother were walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
Girl: “Mommy, what are they doing?”
Mom: “Um, they’re making cakes.”
The next day at the zoo, the girl saw two monkeys having sex.
Girl: “What are they doing?”
Mom: “Making cakes.”
Later, the girl said, “Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night.”
Shocked, the mother asked, “How do you know?”
Girl: “Because I licked the icing off the sofa.”
