Tag: Comedy
JOKES
3 guys were introduced to a girl: Hi, I’m Peter not a saint. I’m Paul not a Pope. I’m John not a baptist.. The girl…
Developer Marriage
HUSBAND – HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE – HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?HUSBAND – BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. WIFE – BUT I TOLD…
Love Start With a Smile
• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too after you leave….
Little Johny
TEACHER: Why are you late?L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?L-JOHNY: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” –––––––––––––––––-*- TEACHER: Johny, why are you…
Jokes…..
* Ambani * Atal Bihari goes to see a poor man and says, “I want to arrange a marriagefor your son.”The poor man replies, “I…
शाळेतील १ वाक्य
*शाळेतल १ वाक्य* मॅडम बाजु व्हा खालच दिसत नाय 😂😆😂😆😂: *शाळेतील १ वाक्य* बाई हा लिहीताना हालवतोय 😂😜 *शाळेतील १ वाक्य* बाई तुमचा पिरियड कधी…
THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
“Better save that. We’ll need it for this autopsy. “ “Accept this sacrifice, Oh Lord of Darkness. “ “I can’t read page 47 in this…
Cool one-liners…
1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. …
Toilet Phone
Over the weekend, I left Mumbai on Western Express Highway heading towards Pune, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet…
Top 5 Telegrams
TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: “Father, your daughter has been successful…
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