Tag: one liner
Developer Marriage
HUSBAND – HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE – HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?HUSBAND – BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. WIFE – BUT I TOLD…
Love Start With a Smile
• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too after you leave….
Love Quotes
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with…
Jokes…..
* Ambani * Atal Bihari goes to see a poor man and says, “I want to arrange a marriagefor your son.”The poor man replies, “I…
THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
“Better save that. We’ll need it for this autopsy. “ “Accept this sacrifice, Oh Lord of Darkness. “ “I can’t read page 47 in this…
Cool one-liners…
1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. …
Toilet Phone
Over the weekend, I left Mumbai on Western Express Highway heading towards Pune, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet…
Top 5 Telegrams
TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: “Father, your daughter has been successful…
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut…
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