Tag: one liner
Cool insults for immediate use
1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? 3. As…
Company Abbreviation
1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS :…
7 ways to catch a lion.
1. Newton’s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught a lion. 2. Einstein…
Know Hindi – Bruce Lee
1) What is Bruce Lee’s favorite vegetable? Ans : Mu Lee 2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch? Ans : Tha Lee…
Boring
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feelinghumiliated on account of…
25 things that prove you’re a Mumbaite….
1. You think Chowpatty & Juhu beaches as nature.” 2. You say “town ” and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate….
Bad Puns
Daffodils In Jam A man asked his son what he would like for his forthcoming sixth birthday. The son said he wanted a…
Facts of life
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,but what is more painful is to love some one and never find the…
World Today: The World Today
Let’s see if I understand how America workslately. If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee shewas holding in her lap while driving,…
EVER WONDER WHAT A TRUE FRIEND IS?
A friend is a tissue when you can’t stop cryingA friend is a shoulder when you feel like dyingA friend always listens when you have…
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