THERE WAS THIS LITTLE BOY WHO, WHILE PASSING HIS PARENT’S BEDROOM LOOKED IN AND SAID, ” AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SLAP ME FOR SUCKING MY THUMB !!!! “
BRIDES FATHER HANDS A NOTE TO THE GROOM “GOODS DELIVERED ONCE SHALL NOT BE TAKEN BACK”.
GROOM TOO GAVE A NOTE TO THE GIRL’S FATHER “GUARANTEE VOIDS IF SEAL IS BROKEN “
HUSBAND TELLING HOUSE RULES TO HIS WIFE:I WILL EAT WHEN I WANT TO EAT & COME HOME WHEN I WANT TO.
WIFE : O.K.BUT THERE WILL BE SEX AT 7 PM WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. O.K.
GIRL : I’M LIKE A RADIO. MY MOUTH IS LIKE A SPEAKER, MY LEFT BREAST IS LIKE A TUNER, AND MY RIGHT BREAST IS LIKE A VOLUME CONTROL.
MAN : (TOUCHING THE BREASTS ) NO SOUND?
GIRL : YOU HAVE NOT PLUGGED IN !!!!!
QUES : WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PANTY AND A STAGE CURTAIN?
ANS : WHEN YOU PULL DOWN THE STAGE CURTAIN THE SHOW IS OVER BUT WHEN YOU PULL DOWN A PANTY….. THE SHOW BEGINS !!!
TWO MEN GO TO A PROSTITUTE. THE FIRST MAN COMES OUT AND SAYS ” MY WIFE IS BETTER”. THE SECOND ONE GOES IN, COMES OUT AND SAYS “DEFINITELY YOUR WIFE IS BETTER”
A WOMAN AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO SIX BABIES, ON SEEING HER HUSBAND GETS OUT OFF THE HOSPITAL BED AND SLAPS HIM.SHOUTING AT HIM” I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO DOGGY STYLE
AFTER SPENDING A NIGHT WITH JULIA ROBERTS, BILL GATES SAYS HAPPILY ” NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL HER PRETTY WOMAN “.
JULIA SAYS UNHAPPILY NOW I KNOW WHY HE IS MICROSOFT “
WHY IS SEX WITH YOUR SPOUSE LIKE A CONVENIENCE STORE ?…..
THERE’S NOT MUCH OF A 3 IN THE MORNING !!!
A NURSE WALKING THROUGH THE HOSPITAL WITH ONE BOOB HANGING OUT OF HER UNIFORM.THE SR.DOC CAUGHT HER —
SHE SAID, “THESE WARD BOYS NEVER PUT BACK ANYTHING IN PLACE !!!”
QUES: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BISEXUAL?
ANS : KABHI PUSSY ……. KABHI BUM…… TARA RA RUM PUM BUM
