Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railwaystation. Hari Singh
asks the clerk: Can I take this train to Ludhiana?
No, answers the Railway man.
Can I? asks Gani Singh.
LONG FLIGHT
Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec, comes an answer.Thank you. says the Sardarji and hangs up!
COLOR TV
Sardarji is buying a TV. Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please
Drunken Driving
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just before the
trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, Order, order.
Santa immediately responded, Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a scotch
and soda.
Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, Doctor,
will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Yes, of course, said the doctor, why not!
Oh! How nice it would be , said Banta with joy, I have been illiterate for
so long.
Sardar’s Answering Machine
A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home
somewhere in Punjab, but two days later disconnected it because
he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe
nahin hai” (Idiot! He’s taking the phone and saying he’s not there.)
One day Santa’s neighbor visits him and sees Santa crying.
The neighbour: What had happened?
Santa: My mother died yesterday.
The neighbor made him some coffee and settled him down a little and then left. The next day the same neighbor
went back over to the house and found Santa crying again.
The neighbour: Why are you crying today Santa?
Santa: I just got off of the phone with my brother, his mother died too!
Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
Banta Singh: Does it work?
Santa Singh: I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for
five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws
them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away
as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator,
alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. “Oye, I am only
following the instructions – ‘Answer in brief’.” says the Sardar.
Sardar and the donkey
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started
thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing;
what are you thanking God for ?”
The sardarji replied “I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn’t riding
the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.”
Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, Doctor,
will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Yes, of course, said the doctor, why not!
Oh! How nice it would be , said Banta with joy, I have been illiterate for
so long.
Sardar and Binocular
While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying
binoculars.
The sardar simply said …
“I am on my way to see a distant relative.”
Sardars play chess
Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games
of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said –
“Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!”
