Boy (Proposing): I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Girl (Rejecting): I don’t mind where you die.. as long as you do!
Boy: Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Girl: So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
Boy: Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Girl: Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you!
Boy: Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Girl: How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Girl: Yeah.. why don’t you walk by and just keep walking!
Boy: What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
Girl: What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
Boy: Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Girl: (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)
Boy: You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.
Girl: You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
Boy: If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
Girl: So, that’s your problem.. simple algebra
