Trust me! No one dares to destroy India for reasons beyond anyone’s control.
Osama Bin Laden, the so-called “mastermind,” had actually planned an attack on India. He ordered his managers to study the feasibility of it.
The managers conducted real-time exercises, but the results frustrated Osama. Days before 9/11, he threw their report on the desk in anger.
👉 Our special correspondent managed to steal the following extract of the report:
Report to: Sir Osama
“We carried out the exercise as instructed. We targeted Qutub Airlines flights from Mumbai to Guwahati with our guns and grenades. But, unfortunately, operations failed due to the following reasons:”
✈️ Plane 1:
- Did not take off – developed technical difficulties.
✈️ Plane 2:
- Took off but had a forced landing in Jaipur due to fuel shortage.
- Investigation revealed:
- Both pilots were Sardarjis who arrived late for duty.
- They started the plane, then stepped out to dry their hair in front of the engine fans.
- Result: Half the fuel was consumed on the runway. 😅
✈️ Plane 3:
- Took off, were approaching Delhi, and we were ready to take over.
- Suddenly, the aircraft descended steeply!
- Investigation revealed:
- Both pilots were Punjabis and close relatives.
- During a casual chat, they started arguing about parental property.
- The argument escalated into a physical fight mid-air.
- They left the aircraft to Allah’s mercy. 🙈
✈️ Plane 4:
- We successfully took control of the plane without bloodshed.
- Paid Rs. 5,000/- each to the pilots to jump off voluntarily.
- Target: Qutub Minar 🚀
- As we increased speed, the plane couldn’t handle it and wobbled.
- Crash site: 20 miles east of Qutub Minar.
- Mission failed… again. 😑
✈️ Plane 5:
- Tried one last time…
- Mistakenly boarded passenger: Laloo Prasad Yadav! 😬
- Laloo stormed into the cockpit:“You opposition agents! Sab mile hue ho!”
- His supporters on board outnumbered us.
- We were beaten up and thrown out mid-air.
- Currently writing this report from Safdurjung Hospital… 🏥
- Condition: Worse than expected — Nobody cares about us!
- For Allah’s sake… please get us out of here!! 😭🙏
